Transcript:Topless Drawings of the Queen

Success

 * An English prince and new wife are getting frisky on a secluded beach. By pure coincidence you find yourself waking up in the middle of the action with a pile of seaweed on top of your head. Despite the hang over, you manage to sketch a few pictures of the topless bride which you later sell to a french sailor for a small fortune.

Failure

 * You wake up on the beach from a night of partying and find yourself in the middle of an English prince and his bride getting frisky. The moment you raise your head the bride covers her lady bits and screams. The prince kicks you in the crown jewels and from then on you are known as 'scurvy perv' around town.