Transcript:Mug a Midget

Success

 * You sneak up behind the midget and cut loose his pants with your sabre. Yikes, what a sight. In the couple of seconds of astonishment the midget is subjected to, you make way with his moneybag.

Failure

 * You sneak up behind what must be the tallest midget you've ever seen. This guy must be at least 200 stones heavy.
 * You begin to think that you've maybe had a wee bit too much to drink and this might be a REALLY bad idea.
 * Oh well, to hell with it!
 * You try to nonchalantly bump into him and attempt to cut loose his midget pouch that is somehow at eye-level with you. Again, what a tall midget. Jeez.
 * The 10 foot tall ogre that you thought was a midget spins around angrily. Twice as tall as you are, you stand no chance in a physical fight. He picks you up bodily and throws you a full 25 hands away. You crash into a compost heap, thankfully, but not one bit richer.
 * All the while you can't stop thinking: "What a tall midget,".